Ever since we moved into the Casa Fickbonne I have longed for a nice long farmhouse table at which I could seat and feed my legions of dirtbag friends. As our dear friend the Reverend Chad says, Mr. Fickbonne and I are the Mayors of the Island of Misfit Toys, and due to my instinctual Italian need to nurture and fatten, I find myself feeding our Misfit Toys all the time.
How embarrassing it is to feed them on a pair of secondhand, mismatched, wobbly picnic tables under the awning in the backyard! Oh how I longed for a more suitable, grander, more auspicious outdoor dining solution!
Oh Daaaaaa-aaaaad!
When my parents started planning a summer visit, I had a plan. My dad loves carpentry, to the point that he has built himself the world’s greatest wood shop, where he painstakingly curates all the most perfect tools and creates feats of crafty wonder. What better way to spend quality time with him than to build something together while he visited? What better way to selfishly assure I would end up with a decent, one-of-a-kind, built-to-order farmhouse table than to enlist the help of my dear father?
And so he gracious agreed to help me build the damn thing.
We used plans from Ana White, my favorite woodworking bloggess. I knew I wanted to be able to seat 10-12 people, so we extended these plans for her pocket-hole farmhouse table by two feet.
Using Mr. Fickbonne’s truck (have I mentioned recently how useful it is to have a big truck?), we got our lumber from Front Range Lumber… as they were the only ones open on a Saturday but also they were really nice and helpful.
And then we began to build!
You know I can’t resist an opportunity to strike a pose.
The nice thing about building a thing with my dad is that he is just as neurotic about safety as I am. As evidenced by my many mysterious scrapes and bruises (Where did they come from? Hell if I know.) and hideous burn scar on my right arm, I am what society calls “accident-prone.” So yeah, it’s probably a damn good idea to unplug the miter saw in between each cut.
We made three mistakes whilst building:
- The stop on the miter saw shifted and I almost sawed all the way through a board that I was only supposed to saw halfway through. We fixed it with a few shims, some sawdust, and wood glue. And in the process, I learned a valuable mistake-fixing technique! Can’t you feel the wisdom being passed down a generation???
- One side of the frame fell over and a board broke while we were building it. My bad! Fortunately, we ordered an extra plank, so all was well.
- The one time—ONE TIME!—Mr. Fickbonne and my dad were working on the table without my direct involvement and supervision, they stuck with the measurements on the plans rather than measuring what we had built. The result was that the breadboard ends of the table were cut about two inches too short. I will give them credit for coming up with a solution that was both cute and practical. They cut one-inch endcaps for the breadboards that can be sanded down or removed as the lengthwise planks of the tabletop shrink over time. So, while it was a grievous error, it actually resulted in some pretty crafty ingenuity.
We used a kreg jig to connect everything with pocket holes. I had never used a kreg jig before, and borrowed one from my friend Craig (yes, we used Craig’s kreg). Dad assured me that pocket holes were super easy and would lead to a stronger construction of the table. Which just goes to show that I am a sucker for elderly guile because it was only after we were done that he admitted he’d never made pocket holes before. YOU WIN THIS ROUND, PADRE.
After much planing and sanding, we had our inaugural dinner on the table with some of our closest friends while my parents were in town. And then it was time for the parental units to head home. The table of generational bonding was complete!
Isn’t it gorgeous? I used Minwax Jacobean to stain it and an oil-based outdoor polyurathane to seal it. I might lightly sand it and apply a few more coats of the sealer, but for now it’s ready for daily use.
I also installed a few brackets to stabilize things underneath. Can’t be too careful! After all, this table is to be used by a legion of Misfit Toys and lord knows what they’ll do to it.
While asking my dad to work in the hot, August sun might count to some as elder abuse, I’m so glad he agreed to build this spectacular table with me. Not only did I benefit from his superior knowledge of carpentry (as God is my witness, this is the most MATHEMATICALLY CORRECT table the world has ever seen), but I got to spend time with both my parents. There’s something special about creating something you’ll use for years with one’s parent. I’m proud of what we built, and I shall look back fondly upon the building process knowing that it was something I got to do with my dad.